Rage Quit - Surgeon Simulator 2013: Steam Edition

asksecularwitch:

witchcuntt:

This week on Rage Quit, Dr. Jones and Dr. Free are back in the OR as they attempt a heart, double kidney, and brain transplant in Surgeon Simulator 2013 avai…

So remember when I posted that video of that surgery game forever ago randomly?


Well there’s two more.

If you’ve had a stressful day and need a few chuckles, then, well….

….you’re welcome.

[Warning for video game gore, swearing, I think that’s it.]

I’m off my tits.

…

Marijuana and Opium?

This just turned into a crazy dinner party, didn’t it, Sarah?

Rage Quit - Surgeon Simulator 2013: Steam Edition

This week on Rage Quit, Dr. Jones and Dr. Free are back in the OR as they attempt a heart, double kidney, and brain transplant in Surgeon Simulator 2013 avai…

So remember when I posted that video of that surgery game forever ago randomly?


Well there’s two more.

If you’ve had a stressful day and need a few chuckles, then, well….

….you’re welcome.

[Warning for video game gore, swearing, I think that’s it.]

asksecularwitch:

witchcuntt:

asksecularwitch:

Marijuana and Opium. 

Well.

This just turned into a crazy dinner party didn’t it, Sarah?

Actual laughter.
I want this to become an actual saying.

Like, when some shit goes down, I picture one of us turning to the other (figuratively, of course) and saying “Marijuana and opium”, and the other responding with “This just turned into a crazy dinner party, didn’t it, Sarah?”.

Lets make this happen

Dude, I’d totally pop the eyebrow at either of these.

“Well… This just turned into… *eyebrow pop* a crazy dinner party, *eyebrow to hair line* didn’t it…. Sarah?”

Oh, Sec, baby. How I have missed you. <3

Goddamnit. Where&#8217;s my handbag? I&#8217;m going home.

Goddamnit.

Where’s my handbag?
I’m going home.

asksecularwitch:

Marijuana and Opium. 

Well.

This just turned into a crazy dinner party didn’t it, Sarah?

Actual laughter.
I want this to become an actual saying.

Like, when some shit goes down, I picture one of us turning to the other (figuratively, of course) and saying “Marijuana and opium”, and the other responding with “This just turned into a crazy dinner party, didn’t it, Sarah?”.

Lets make this happen

asksecularwitch:

“Suppose you are in a slow period now; you’ve just ended a long, lovely relationship that was beginning to sour. You’ve been out of circulation for months, and you don’t know anyone any more. If you are a man, your social stride will hardly be broken before an amusing girl turns up - on the beach, at a singles bar, at a rock concert. If you are a girl the pause can quickly become a social-life gap (unless of course you start hanging about the beach, the singles bars, and rock concerts).”

p. 43, The Modern Witch’s Spellbook

you disgust me.

Updates

idiotsonfb: fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook: 50 shades of bible. my new favorite bible quote. Amen.

idiotsonfb:

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

50 shades of bible.

my new favorite bible quote.

Amen.

(Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook)

Yo

Guess whose taking/took an accidental break from Tumblr? This bitch. I’m still kinda around and I don’t plan on deleting, but I’ve been busy busy busy, so….yeah. I’ll return for real whenever.


Quick question to all my Tumblr friends, tho: I’mma start a blogroll on The Big Blog/Cuntt 2.0. Who wants to be on it? Drop me a message and make sure to tell me what you want linked (tumblr or wordpress/blogger/whatever).

Ta for now,

Zee

Pagan Blog Project: Drawing Conclusions.

*COUGH*Jasie*COUGHCOUGH*

Check your email.
Not the witchy one.
The other’n.

There’s some lulz for you.

hellboundwitch:

witchcuntt:

hellboundwitch:

thewyldehunt:

shoutlumosmaxima:

shivian:

Looking forward to receiving the tarot deck: “The Wild Unknown”

So this has just been made mine.

Yep.

I want this deck so bad…for reasons…Stop judging me. 

It honestly pains me that I don’t already own this deck ;o;

Welp. This just *somehow* made its way onto my Amazon wishlist.
Jasie, I hope you’re happy with yourself.
Because I blame you for this.

I want this deck more than words can say and everyone should suffer alongside me <__< 

It is fucking gorgeous. And that’s coming from someone whose incredibly picky about tarot imagery. Which is probably why it’s taken me so long to get into ‘em. Thank fuck for the Housewife’s Tarot, or else it might never have happened for me. XD

hellboundwitch:

thewyldehunt:

shoutlumosmaxima:

shivian:

Looking forward to receiving the tarot deck: “The Wild Unknown”

So this has just been made mine.

Yep.

I want this deck so bad…for reasons…Stop judging me. 

It honestly pains me that I don’t already own this deck ;o;

Welp. This just *somehow* made its way onto my Amazon wishlist.
Jasie, I hope you’re happy with yourself.
Because I blame you for this.

Thoughts On: May Eve/Beltane

Guess who finally fucking figured out how she can start celebrating May Eve without all the hetero-centric, cis-centric, baby-makin’ (ew) bullshit?! THIS BITCH!

SONGS TO DO MAGIC BY: NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

bikewitch:

hi everyone! some of you may have seen me playing with the idea yesterday, and i decided to do it: witchsong, a submission based witchy/pagany/magic radio station. 

please follow if yr into the idea and reblog to spread the word!

also please shoot me a message if youd be interested in co-modding.

GO GO GO GO GO!